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Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Pam Anderson Vows ‘No More Sex’
Pamela Anderson is swearing off men… until she’s done with this season on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
Man Sets Face on Fire to Win Bet
Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all ‘Ghost Rider’ to prove his point.
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
Student Suspended for Making Worst Cupcake Ever
You can argue whether frosting or buttercream or ganache makes the best addition to a cupcake. We’re pretty sure no one would debate for what a teenager in St. Paul, Minnesota allegedly filled a cupcake with for his classmate — semen.
Zombie Apocalypse Continues — Man Throws Skin and Intestines at Cops
There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.
Realtor Uses Sex and Chocolate To Sell Houses
Sure, we’ve all heard that “sex sells” but can it sell real estate?
Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
Woman Thrown in Jail For Grinding On Groom at Wedding
Don’t you hate it when Brooke Burke gets drunk at your wedding and won’t stop slow-dancing with you? It was not THAT Brooke Burke, but a woman with the same name as the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ babe got a little too cozy with the groom at a wedding and that’s where her downward Mambo begins.
Yup, That’s a Functional Keyboard on My Pants
Workaholics will not only have to worry about carpal tunnel syndrome, but also jock itch and chafing – if the inventors of ‘Beauty and the Geek’ have their way.