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Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof Shingle
The phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.
Sweet, Sweet Vengeance — Heroic Trucker Flying-Kicks Biker Who Stole His Phone
We have our first candidate for Biggest Badass of 2017.
Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]
It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.
Kiss Cam Hero — Hockey Fan Smooches His Beer Instead of His Girlfriend
The spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.
This High School Running Back Is Utterly Impossible to Tackle
Now THAT is how you perform in the state championship.
Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out
If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.
Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
Woman Ditches Man on Date, Explains Why In Way-Too-Honest Text
Meeting someone online sure has its downside.
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing Toys
They're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.
Cop Fired for Feeding Excrement Sandwich to Homeless Man
This man is a piece of...well, you know.