Patrick Bateman
XXX Porn Parodies — 10 You Probably Never Knew Existed [SFW]
Last month, news broke that the producers behind The Three Stooges porn parody were being sued for copyright infringement despite clearly stating in the title, “Not The Three Stooges XXX”. We’re surprised this sort of legal trouble doesn’t happen every month considering how many creative liberties adult film studios take using trademarked materials. Where does one draw the line?
The 50 Biggest Mama’s Boys Ever
Mother’s Day is on its way. Did you pony up for a gift yet? No? It’s cool, she only gave you the gift of LIFE. No, not the magazine.
New App Shows You Where You Rank On the ‘Ugly Meter’
Everyone is curious as to whether the world considers them “hot” or “not.” A new app takes that curiosity to the next level by removing the subjectivity from rating attractiveness, but just how accurate is it?
Man Has Meth Lab Blow Up In His Pants
A news station in Seattle reported that a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma tried to evade the police after being stopped and had a portable meth lab burst in his pants.
Indian Boy Has Turtle Shell Mole Removed From His Back
What’s up with India? Seriously. It feels like out of all the countries they have highest number of freakishly over the top weird deformities.
Autistic 6-Year-Old Plays Piano Man Perfectly
A while back we showed you a blind 15 year old who listened to a dubsteb song for the the first time then managed to play it on the piano. Now, we have an autistic 6 year old boy named Ethan who nails Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
Girl Without Hands Won The National Penmanship Award
A 7-year-old in West Mifflin, Pennsylvania received a trophy and $1,000 as one of two national winners of the Nicholas Maxim Special Award for Excellent Penmanship.
According to Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, she writes by wedging a pencil between her arms, the same way she feeds herself and even paints her toenails
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See Through Walls With A Cell Phone
Peeping toms, perverts, and wannabe superheroes rejoice! Researchers at the University of Texas – Dallas have designed an imager chip that could turn mobile phones into devices that can see through walls, wood, plastics, paper and other objects.
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Man Has a Flight Simulator In His Garage
Back in the days of video arcade games, kids would kill to have the poor man’s simulators in their living room or basement. For most of us those games would be as close as we’d get to flying a plane. But, a former pilot in Pleasanton, California has brought the thrill of flying a plane to the spot where he parks his car at home.
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Samuel L. Jackson’s New Siri Commercial Is Intense
Apple recently released a couple of commercials for the iPhone 4S and its Siri feature. Why? We have no idea. The pair of spots feature Samuel L. Jackson and everyone’s favorite Queen of Quirk Zooey Deschanel, though they never appear together. That’
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Holy Crap, Futurama’s Tube Transports Will Soon Be Real
Futurama originally hit boob tubes in 1999 and was set in the year 2999, but the tubes you see people and other species flying around in could be a reality sooner that we think.
This Baseball Team’s Name ‘Blows’
There’s a summer league baseball team in Liberal, Kansas whose name might make you think its collegiate players suck. However, in five decades this member of the Jayhawk Conference under the National Baseball Congress (NBC) has won 13 Conference titles and 5 nationals. You
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