It turns out that Hugh Hefner got engaged yet again on Christmas Eve to a playboy playmate. On news of the engagement, Viagra's stock increased by 40 points! What in the world is going on here? This guy is 84 years old and engaged to a 24 year old model. I hope the honeymoon doesn't turn this poor girl into a widow, or maybe that is the thought pattern! Just one thing, make sure the will has been updated first. I wonder how the engagement took place. I can just see it, he is sitting on his inflatable donut pillow, she's feeding him his blended peas and potatoes and then the magic happened. Wow, I wonder if there was a Pre-Nup? And, from the picture, I would say that Hugh is shrinking faster than my grandmother.

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