One & A Half Men? Chalie Sheen’s Newest Rehab Stint

Come on Charlie! I can almost understand partying like a rockstar in your twenties, maybe even in your thirties, but the dude is 45. There comes a point when you put down the coke and pick up the geritol man.

Television network CBS might have to write episodes of "Two and a Half Men" that do not include Charlie Sheen if the show's star does not get out of rehab quickly, the New York Post reported Monday.

CBS has about six weeks to figure what to do with the show. Two unaired episodes of the series -- TV's No. 1-rated comedy -- are in the can, according to the show's producer, Warner Bros.

Repeats, including Monday night's episode, will be inevitable, and there were rumors that the show's writers were preparing a few episodes without Sheen's girl-crazy character, TV insiders said.

The 45 year old was hospitalized Thursday, reportedly suffering from a hiatal hernia in his stomach following a party with a bevy of women during which he allegedly consumed large quantities of alcohol and drugs.