drunk

Do you know someone who is a "cheap drunk"? They could suffer from this condition that turns the body into a brewery even when they're not drinking alcohol.

This is the kind of thing that makes me not want to get on the roads...ever.

Remember kids don't drink AND LITERALLY drive around town.

Yet another day with news of a drunk driver hitting a police car.

Usually, the holidays tend to bring family and friends together to catch up and reminisce.

They will tell you "who was the greatest basket ball player ever" or the most amazing story you will ever here. This is what drunk people in Amarillo talk about.

According to the report from KXAN, a husband and wife left a North Austin bar around 11 p.m. and decided they were too drunk to drive. Their 13-year-old daughter, who was with them, suggested she should drive them home, and they agreed.

Some people are happy drunks who like to sing songs and hug and tell you how much they love everyone. And then there's this guy.

Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Not even if what your driving is a lawn mower pulling a train of shopping carts full of booze.

Here's a not-so-subtle reminder that you should know when to say when.

Cheeseburgers usually go right to your belly, but they could be found going to one woman’s foot, instead.

Of all the dumb reasons to call 911 – and there have been plenty – this may be the dumbest.