I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Barber Baffles Internet By Stapling Condoms To Cards
A barber from Beeville, Texas has confused many Twitter users by stapling condoms to his business card, punching two holes into the prophylactics.
See The Sexy Outfits Southwest Flight Attendants Used To Wear
We hear how great flying used to be back in the day and judging by this commercial, we can see why Southwest has always been a favorite airline.
Study Finds Dogs Personalities Mirror Their Owners Over Time
As a pug owner, I've always known this but didn't realize it was true about other breeds too!
Texan Goes Viral For His Unorthodox Holiday Inn Retirement Plan
A Texas man is going viral after sharing on social media his unconventional retirement plan to stay at Holiday Inns during his golden years.
Texas Mom Falls Through 5 Jungle Gym Nets Almost Hitting Kids
A Texas mom showed why there are signs that say for kids only when she tumbles through 5 nets almost hitting kids on a jungle gym.
New Report Says The Lone Star State Is The 4th Most Sinful State
All we know is Nevada better be number one! A new report says Texas is the 4th most sinful state in the US. Find out why here.
HELLYEAH Wants Your Pictures With Vinnie Paul For New Album
HELLYEAH are putting their finishing touches on their new album and they want their fans to be a part of the group's album art. Find out how here.
There Are Now Confirmed Measles Cases In Texas
Health officials in Texas have confirmed there are 5 cases of the Measles in the Lone Star state, with a 6th waiting to be confirmed.
Walmart Bans Woman Riding Cart, Drinking Wine From Pringles Can
A Texas police station got a strange call last week about a woman riding an electric scooter through a parking lot while drinking wine.
Daughter At Three Days Grace Concert Signs Lyrics To Deaf Father
While Three Days Grace was rocking, this dad and daughter duo mesmerized concertgoers when the daughter signed the lyrics to her hearing-impaired father.
Texas Man Arrested For Telling Kids Santa Isn’t Real
A Texas man was arrested this weekend for protesting a church's "Breakfast with Santa" event by telling kids the man in the red suit wasn't real.
If PBR Goes Under, The Company Could Take Lone Star Down With It
You may hate Pabst Blue Ribbon because of hipsters but if the company goes belly up, two Texas beers may be gone too.