Mike Adams
Buy This Pub and Get a Free Booze Guzzling Pig
No one wants to own a bar and grill catering to social degenerates and alcoholic swine. However, when the alcoholic swine is actually a beer guzzling pig – we consider that the exception to the rule.
New Research Reveals That Obesity Can Actually Drive You Crazy
Most of us are fully aware that obesity causes all sorts of health problems including diabetes and high blood pressure, but now shocking new research shows that being overweight can actually lead to insanity.
New Study Reveals That Business Travelers Are Behaving Very, Very Badly
It appears as if the great American workhorse is actually a wild eyed party animal with an insatiable appetite for self-destruction.
Which Cities Have the Worst Cell Phone Reception?
If you are experiencing things like dropped calls, poor reception and less than desirable download speeds, it is likely because your coverage area is in one of the following metropolitan cities with the shoddiest cell phone signals in the country.
Advertising on Toilet Paper May Be the Greatest Idea Since, Well, Toilet Paper
There is nothing new about reading in the bathroom, although a couple of young men are doing their best to change the way we do it by filling the restroom walls of businesses full of toilet paper printed with advertising and coupons.
Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys
There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous.
What You Wear to Work Just Might Destroy Your Career
If you just can’t seem to get ahead a work you might want to take a look at yourself in the mirror.
Looking for a Big Raise? Here’s Where You Should Move
If you expect to see a giant pay increase next year, a new study suggests you had better head west.
eBay Bans the Sale of Magic and Other Hocus Pocus — Dollars and Sense
The great beast of worldwide commerce has finally put its filthy hooves on the necks of the occult merchant and slobber jawed the wicked and the mystic right out of business.
Two Women Get Into a Fight Using Raw Meat
In this world, the only thing more frightening than a couple of jealous women engaged in a full blown cat fight over some guy’s meat is a couple of working class beauty queens fighting it out with raw meat in the middle of a Chinese production line.
Shopping During a Sale May Make You Lose Your Mind [POLL]
Most of us have had shopping experiences at major sales events that would have been emotionally easier to handle with a steady Thorazine drip being administered in a padded room somewhere underneath the mall.
Man Sets Toilet on Fire in the Name of Religion
We have all had semi-religious experiences in the bathroom that could have benefited from the lighting of a match. However, a Kentucky man might have taken that concept a little too far over the weekend, when he set an entire toilet on fire in the name of religion.