I know this is not a fun topic to discuss. It does not kick off any party... but we are all going to die. I just have a plan! As I am getting older in life I know that I don't want to cause a lot of stress on my daughter. So this made sense for me.
I get that we are a society that is busy. However, are we so busy that we cannot stop to pay our respects to a friend or a loved one that we cannot get out of our car and step into a funeral home? Well a funeral home in Saginaw, Michigan now offers a drive-thru service to view the body of a loved one from the comfort of your car.
Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?
So I've learned some news that many are finding disturbing. Have you ever heard of Westboro Baptist Church? Well, according to their press release, they are about to make a stop in Amarillo. Why? To protest the funeral of Genaro Bedoy, a River Road High graduate that died in active duty while serving in Afghanistan. Are you seeing red? Just wait, it gets worse.
With Angelina Jolie’s directorial debut ‘In the Land of Milk and Honey’ set for a December 23rd release, ’60 Minutes’ caught up with the sultry star, where she revealed a number of surprising facts. For on thing, the 36-year-old said that before she became a Hollywood fixture she actually envisioned herself directing funerals, not actors.
Look, we’re not saying this sleeper sofa that converts into a coffin is a terrible idea but what if, when you pass, you don’t happen to be living alone? The last thing your grieving partner is going to want to do is go furniture shopping because you were too cheap to leave the couch. Where are people going to sit at the wake?